yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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