Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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