Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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