found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
