His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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