i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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