You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Edward fifth and chaser hands
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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