allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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