its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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