He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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