I didn't shave. On purpose
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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