SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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