So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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