i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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