Sponge bath it is.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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