this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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