Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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