He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Let's get the cat blown out
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
