Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize