so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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