The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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