She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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