Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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