I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
one might say we're banned from that church
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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