I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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