There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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