Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We left an ass print on the piano.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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