Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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