She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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