we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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