there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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