Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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