He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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