and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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