is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So. Much. Porn.
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