i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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