..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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