I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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