dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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