Do you still have your period?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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