its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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