I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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