My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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