Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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