so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
These tits shall not be calmed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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