i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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