i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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