Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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