I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen