does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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