You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.