Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?