I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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