I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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