What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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