think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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